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Born on 12-02-1989, this girl is overall a 9/10 (-1 point because of her annoying antics and guy).
She's always pretty, but at times can be drop-dead gorgeous. She never realizes it though, which can get annoying. She's very modest which can also be very annoying.
She always needs answers now, hates to be ignored or avoided, and will bother you until she gets what she "needs".
She's a selfproclaimed "Grammar Nazi".
She's super flexible due to years of gymnastics and pole vaulting. This is always a good thing.
Music-wise, she likes everything from Mindless Self Indulgence to Norah Jones. She has a kick ass voice, too. She was once in a band but dropped out because the drummer wouldn't stop hitting on her.
She's great in the sack, she never gets tired or boring. She gave me the best BJ I've ever had but she's not a whore at all.
She's sexy as hell.
She loves the Jagermister.
She trusts too easy.
She loves to have fun.
She's got an asshole boyfriend who has treated her like shit in the past.
She's electric.
She misses her mom.

The Train song "Meet Virginia" explains her perfectly.
"Damn, if you EVER get a chance to be with Tori, even for an hour, take it!"
"Why, man?"
"Because Tori is one of the best girls you will ever meet, in every way."
"Will she watch sports with me?"
"She loves her Yankees, man. And you'll love the way she'll kick your ass in bed after she fights with you about it, too."
by 1mTH4Tguy October 14, 2009

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