zombie

A mixed alcoholic beverage whose ingredients are one shot from everything in stock at the bar. Traditionally the first drink purchased for someone who has just turned legal drinking age. Named for how the drinker usually feels the next morning.

Lisa's still in the bathroom working off the effects of that zombie she drank last night.

by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003

stoppie

The act of braking hard on a motorcycle, causing it to nose up on it's front wheel, and balancing on the front wheel as the motorcycle comes to a halt. Spectacular to view when done properly. Often requires massive dental reconstructive surgery when done improperly.

Check out Joe's face! What'd he do? Land on it after messing up a stoppie?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

UNIMOG

Trade name for a utility/agricultural truck produced by Mercedes Benz from 1947 to present. Availiable in various shapes and sizes, UNIMOGs are characterized by their large tires, high ground clearance, spartan interiors, and legendary druability. The name is an acronym derived from UNIversal MOtor Gerat (Universal Power Unit, in German).

Use the UNIMOG to tow out that Cadillac Escalade that got stuck in the mud.

by 1spectre4u January 22, 2004

assault weapon

Term coined by Violence Policy Center head Josh Sugarmann to describe cililian semiautomatic firearms with a military or fearsome appearance, yet no more lethality than lesser weapons. Derived from the term "assault rifle", which means a fully automatic, selective fire rate firearm used my military and police personnel.

"Assault weapons' menacing looks, coupled with the public's confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus semi-automatic assault weapons --anything that looks like a machine gun is assumed to be a machine gun-- can only increase the chance of public support for restrictions on these weapons."

by 1Spectre4U November 12, 2003

turbo

Short for turbocharger. A method of forced induction that uses exhaust gasses to turn a turbine, which in turn drives an intake pump to force more air into the engine. Available on many vehicles as a factory option or as an aftermarket kit.

The turbo option for my car was expensive, but I love the extra power!

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

hilbilly heroin

Slang for the prescrpition pain reliever Oxy-Contin. Oxy-Contin allegedly has highly addictive qualities, and is a common narcotic in rural areas.

Dave blew his entire paycheck on hillbilly heroin.

by 1Spectre4U October 31, 2003