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ma'am slammed

being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.

I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.

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home improvement projects completed during a depreciating real estate market

I completed the patio project and gained some sweat depreciation.

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