1 definition by 1John420:69

A school which covers up sexual assault and breeds racism and homophobia (but for Jesus so it’s chill )

-Catholics are on thin ice

- non denominational totally not Baptist

- .00001 melanin in a quarter mile radius of the flag pole
Example: “ Remember that 1 hour lecture at Plymouth Christian Academy in Bible class where Mrs Davis read us that article on anal fisting practices to scare us from being gay?”

Example 2 :

Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”

Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”

Example 3:

Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”

Person 2: “They need him”

Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”

Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”

Example 5:

Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”

Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”

Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”

Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”

Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”
by 1John420:69 November 9, 2021
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