you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor
for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that
you did so and then
get mirked by your parents when
you get back
Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.
Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already
had four people call me a Convict of Christ
ever since we got back to America. FML.