Bikeonosis is a virus that can be found in some young teenage males. It consists of dizzyness, stress and urges to grab things and put them between the legs of the teenage male. It can be cured by a special type of dance that a teenage female must do. They call the female a "Bike" just so the male can get rid of all the stress and dizzyness until he becomes normal again. This may take a few trys, or a few rides some people say.