The Higgs Bozo Effect is best described as fuck up distortion field surrounding your friend you know the one where even if he didn't touch it it still turns to shit? This person creates a field of miss-fortune surrounding them which can interact with your attempt to pick up the opposite sex, win a bet, dodge your ex etc. This effect is named after the Higgs Bozon see god particle and or Peter Higgs
Look you bro needs to stay home every-time we take him to the bar his Higgs Bozo Effect cock blocks us.
Dam poor bastard is cursed with a nasty case of The Higgs Bozo effect.