3 definitions by 1234560123

Shleem

A person who doesn't know how to cook. Blatantly ruins any food they come in touch with.

Fleg: "Wow, he's a Shleem for messing up our meal on this campout."
Muron: "Yes, he is definitely a Shleem."

by 1234560123 October 25, 2019

Quanfeast Shlopper

When a male chops off a woman's fit and begins to feed her prices of her severed boob and the woman chops of the balls of the man and she feeds them to him, and they continue to chop off eachother's body parts and feed them to each other until they are just a body and arms and a head.

Quanfeast Shlopper is the best when having intercourse.

by 1234560123 October 25, 2019

Hunky Paste

The end result of poor cooking. Usually overcooked or undercooked foods.

"This NOODLE is Hunky Paste."

by 1234560123 October 25, 2019