1 definition by 113049820394895
a slut. usually thinks all guys are into her and want to rape her-but no they really don't.
she thinks everyone and all guys love her but than they talk trash about her behind her back.
she thinks she is really funny but none of her jokes or "funny expressions" are at all comical.
she is annoying beyond belief. you can usually find her talking to herself because no one wants to listen.
basically she thinks she is perfect and is too stupid to realize that nobody likes her and she is actually the most repulsive and annoying person to ever exist.
she thinks everyone and all guys love her but than they talk trash about her behind her back.
she thinks she is really funny but none of her jokes or "funny expressions" are at all comical.
she is annoying beyond belief. you can usually find her talking to herself because no one wants to listen.
basically she thinks she is perfect and is too stupid to realize that nobody likes her and she is actually the most repulsive and annoying person to ever exist.
Maria: I'm just soo funny...hahahahaha i crack myself up
(no one is listening and no one is laughing)
Maria: Hey (insert boy name here) blah blah blah isn't that soo funny
Boy: yea sure maria
two seconds later
Boy: oh wow can someone please punch maria in the face
Boy 2: yea we should get a girl to punch her because guys can't hit girls
Boy: but i don't think she is a girl so it doesn't count
(no one is listening and no one is laughing)
Maria: Hey (insert boy name here) blah blah blah isn't that soo funny
Boy: yea sure maria
two seconds later
Boy: oh wow can someone please punch maria in the face
Boy 2: yea we should get a girl to punch her because guys can't hit girls
Boy: but i don't think she is a girl so it doesn't count
by 113049820394895 January 9, 2010