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Fergus Patrick Eyers

A very 'tall' individual with an entrancing 'stature'. He has red hair, and a greatly exaggerated jawline.

'I would fuck Fergus Patrick Eyers in the asshole with my Master Blaster'

Fergus is a very 'tall' individual, with a lot of 'stature'. He has red hair and a big nose. He has a greatly exaggerated jawline and is maybe gay.

'Man Fergus Eyers has such a big 'gift', I wish he'd give me a dirty cooper'