4 definitions by 1 Beat off

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a condition in which the afflicted desires to be teabagged so obsessively, that nothing else matters. More often than not, the affliction leads into darker areas of perversion such as "teaganging"where satisfaction can only be achieved by having groups of 4 or more men, teabag the ailing party for extended periods of time, while giving each other common reach- arounds and whistling strands of " yank my doodle - it's a dandy." Severe cases often lead to the more hardcore acts such as the "rusty trombone."
Though she knew that the doctor's diagnosis of her teabagitis sounded so sexually sinister, the fact that Danielle constantly daydreamed about scrotums on her eyes, her cheeks, her lips,coupled with the recent discovery of a small smegma deposit on her upper lip, forced her to believe that her worst fears had come true - she was indeed afflicted.
by 1 beat off June 02, 2010
pronounced (mezh' u plezh) this phrase is used to describe a "measure of pleasure"
Jo Bob: Dude, that reach around was the bomb, right?
Leyland: I got an awesome meazhapleazh from it!
by 1 beat off September 28, 2011
not to be confused with "teagagging",this word has it's roots in the sexually robust and communal "gangbang" of yester-years cheezy porn. The act itself consists of a group, or "gang" of men who constitute the "baggers" , and the "baggee" usually a single person who has an overwhelming obsession to feel multiple scroti plopping into their open, waiting mouths. In some instances, the act is played out in a similar fashion to some sporting events, where rules such as the "stubbly grundle", or "Steaming Herman" are rigidly enforced, and determine just how long the act will be allowed to continue. This usually occurs during the final stages of the warping of the afflicted's moral compass, and worse things should be expected.
Oswald was elated at the good news: the local Do Gooder's pervos and barbershop quartet, had chosen him to accompany them, under pledge status, to the following nights festivities, the focal point being a good old fashioned teaganging.
by 1 beat off June 03, 2010
another term for a cock blocker, usually a portly to rotund female who accompanies a beautiful vixen and who has taken it upon herself to protect her gorgeous friend's virtue by inserting herself between her friend and anybody she deems interested in said friend, (ergo, a threat) and driving them away by any means necessary. The term can also however, refer to any male who is deliberately sabotaging another male's attempts to horizontal boot-knock with a member of the opposite sex, for whatever sick, twisted reason. These icons of shame and self disgust, are almost always looked down upon with hatred and contempt.
Yo Dufus! Whatchew doing ruining my play with that fine mofo in the pink short shorts? You some kinda pecker checker, or what?
by 1 Beat off September 27, 2010
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