A gorgeous, insanely intelligent LADY.
Although she appears on the urinals of many toilets across America, don't forget, she has a cell phone:D go ahead! text her while you're uhm. Just text her the next time you think of her!
Also, she is most definitely not a man.
Ehem, thank you.
W: *looks at urinal* *pulls out his phone*
texts: Hey sloane!
S: texts: Hey what's up?
W: texts: Just peein ^^ you?
S: texts: -awkward silence- uh cool.