2 definitions by 00moon00
A spooky wank is performed in bed. Lying on their back, the participant presses their buttocks firmly against the mattress and breaks wind. Whilst doing this, they close their eyes and imagine the resulting warm gust is a particularly arousing spirit that wishes to pass straight through right their rear and gain access their groin area.
Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.
Unfortunately, as the spirit is unable able to grasp or manipulate objects, the participant lends a helping hand.
Blanche: Are you doing anything nice for Halloween?
Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.
Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.
Daniel: Yes, I'll be having a spooky wank.
Blanche: Oh lovely. Please say hello to my great grandma if she stops by.
by 00moon00 October 15, 2021
A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is a dangerous sex act. The participants visit a beach when the tide is coming in. One participant is buried in the sand near the sea so that only their head is visible. The other participant proceeds to masturbate whilst looking at their face. In order to assist the masturbator, the buried participant usually makes sexy faces at them. These faces become increasingly desperate as the tide begins to sweep around their head. The aim of the game is to ensure that the masturbator comes before the tide engulfs the buried participant. Once the masturbator has come, he/she will help to dig out and free the buried participant. The game is played by those who are aroused by risk and desperation.
by 00moon00 July 21, 2019