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Something Awful

www.somethingawful.com
A humor site. (in)Famous for ridiculing nearly everything else on the internet. Features include; daily front page articles, a large forum, 'Photoshop Phriday', and irreverent reviews.

Though everything is a fair game for the 'goons' of SA's humor, members of the furry and livejournal community seem to be prime targets.

"Haha, Something Awful is hilarious!"

"Man, Something Awful pisses me off."

by . February 22, 2005

sellout

An act of betrayal by musicians who change thier course in order to make more money.

When musicians play for the money, and not the true music.

Metallica suing Napster because some teenager is downloading their precious songs

KISS, and their outrageous amount of useless crap, such as KISS condoms, coffins, tea-cups, furniture etc

KISS, Blink-182, Metallica, Limp Bizkit

by . May 13, 2005

McDonalds

A fast food place unfortunately found around the earth. Shitty food is easy to spot here, usually greasy beyond recognition, probably from the nasty pimple-faced losers rubbing their face in your food. These losers usually have voices that crack alot. McDonalds gets sued alot, and this is a good thing because McDonald's sucks

Holy shit, you eat at McDonalds? I feel sorry for you, you poor bastard.

by . May 29, 2003

tume

DFWStangs version of time.

When does Daylight Savings Tume begin?

by . March 27, 2005

cystic fibrosis

A really really really cool sounding word! just say it! its great!

It is also a disease in wich thick mucus lines the inside of the stomach

"cystic fibrosis" doesnt that sound luvly! how cool

by . December 22, 2004

techno

Pionered in Detroit (How ironic, didn't Eminem, who hails from Detroit, tell us that suopposedly nobody listens to techno?) by 3 young black males (The Belleville Three or Holy Trinity - Derrick May, Jaun Atkins & Kevin Saunderson. How ironic again, aren't the 'gangsters' aka hip hop/rap listeners that say only nerds listen to techno?) Techno in it's purist form is a mindblowing musical genre for it's use of various synthesizers, computer programs and other equipment give the musical masterpeice so much character (Computer programs...sounds familiar..oh that's right, all that 'gangsta' musis is a midi -Nowhere near as good as the sheer intellegence of techno though- ...made on computer yet 95% of 'gangstas' have the nerve to call techno 'shit'.)

Speedy J is the barra.

by . September 7, 2003

stopmommypeepeehurt

when your peepee hurt because your mom whooped it with her peepee

OW STOPMOMMYPEEPEEHURT

by . May 10, 2019