3 definitions by -Trollkriger-

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A scale describing the intensity that one masturbates. The wank factor has a total of 9 levels (1=lowest, 9=highest). Wank factors 1-3 are generally slow placed, while wank factors 4-6 are the average rates that people usually masturbate. Wank factors 7-9 are angry, violent, and furious whackings, which may result in some minor damage to your genitalia. The term can also be used to describe the speed that guitar players and drummers perform, since both instruments require much wrist movement.
1. By the time I reached Wank Factor 7, I had to switch hands.

2. Muhammed SuiƧmez from Necrophagist is so insane, his wrist is permanately set to wank factor 9!

3. I needed to pass the time, so i just stayed at wank factor 2 till i fell asleep.
by -Trollkriger- May 28, 2009

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Being very hungover. Refers to people acting like zombies when they are hungover.
1. Tyler got Living Dead Syndrome this weekend.

2. I couldn't even score high on the wank factor because I had Living Dead Syndrome
by -Trollkriger- June 07, 2009

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In chemistry, a quark is a simple particle which combines with other quarks to make hadrons. It can be used to describe a very simple (dumb) person. Quarks naturally group together. Chances are, if you find one quark, there's plenty more near you.
Tyler- "Kelsey, why can't you pronounce cinnamon right? You're such a quark!"

Kelsey- "Do you know why you're failing chemistry? You don't do shit in class! You're a quark!"

Tyler-"Damn..."
by -Trollkriger- October 07, 2009

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