Wilhelm's definitions

Herpes

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

by Wilhelm January 29, 2004

Religion

Called opiate for the masses but how can something that spawns war possibly be considered a Opiate bloody Ironic isnt it

If religion is the Opiate I dont want to find the speed

by Wilhelm February 4, 2004