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American Pie Shower Challenge

American Pie Show Challenge can be defined as showering in the time of the song American Pie by Don McLean. The goal is to wash and shave everything in as fast as you can before the song American Pie is finished.
I just completed the American Pie Shower Challenge in 7 minutes 30 seconds, WITH extra shaving!
by The Squid February 26, 2022
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Sausage Ho'fucker

A female prostitute who was, unfortunately, born with a dick.
You stupid Sausage Ho'fucker!
by The Squid March 20, 2003
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Big Jonson

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!
by The Squid March 20, 2003
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Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook
Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!
by The Squid October 11, 2016
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