The Squid's definitions

Sausage Ho'fucker

A female prostitute who was, unfortunately, born with a dick.

You stupid Sausage Ho'fucker!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

schwanstugel

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.

Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."

by The Squid August 5, 2008

School

Refers to any undesirable place. Synnonymous with "Salt mines", "Petrol plant", etc.

School is the gayest place in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

parents

The leaders of a france.

(see FRANCE for more info.)

My parents are the biggest france leaders around!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016

Yerapeein

What you are when you go into the bathroom.

Yreapeein bitch!

by The Squid March 20, 2003