The Squid's definitions

schwanstugel

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.

Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."

by The Squid August 5, 2008

Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016

Multimedia

When you flip someone off and say FUCK YOU at the same time.

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Yerapeein

What you are when you go into the bathroom.

Yreapeein bitch!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

car ramrod

A shifter stick in a manual transmission vehicle that is used as a dildoh.

Where did you get THAT car ramrod?

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 20, 2003