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When you flip someone off and say FUCK YOU at the same time.

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

American Pie Shower Challenge

American Pie Show Challenge can be defined as showering in the time of the song American Pie by Don McLean. The goal is to wash and shave everything in as fast as you can before the song American Pie is finished.

I just completed the American Pie Shower Challenge in 7 minutes 30 seconds, WITH extra shaving!

by The Squid February 26, 2022

schwanstugel

A German word, meaning penis. Appears as a pop culture reference in at least two movies: Young Frankenstein and Hellboy II.

Inga: "So everything would have to be proportionately enlarged. Why, he would have an enormous schwanstugel!"

Dr. Frankenstein (has no idea what a schwanstugel is): "Well, um, that goes without saying."

Inga: "Woof!"

Igor: "He's gonna be very popular."

by The Squid August 5, 2008

School

Refers to any undesirable place. Synnonymous with "Salt mines", "Petrol plant", etc.

School is the gayest place in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!

by The Squid March 21, 2003

Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

parents

The leaders of a france.

(see FRANCE for more info.)

My parents are the biggest france leaders around!

by The Squid March 20, 2003