Max's definitions

chrismahanukwanzakah

Among the catchiest ad campaigns since, 'I like Ike'

it's okay if you're a muslim, a christian or a jew
it's okay if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do
an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you

by Max December 4, 2004

bootylictious

a woman who has a big sexy butt that is appealing to young men. Made up by Destiny's Child.

My girl friend asked me if her butt was bootylictious enough for my taste.

by max April 19, 2004

faction

A group sharing similar views, usually against other groups. Factions can be sports related, political, or social.

The FARC is a faction fighting the Colombian government due to political differences.

by Max November 9, 2003

Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.

Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!

by Max February 25, 2005

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

qualp

A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef

Loquita loves the qualp of withdrawal after her lover makes his deposit.

by Max October 23, 2003

premonition

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

by max September 17, 2004