Max's definitions

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004

bootylictious

a woman who has a big sexy butt that is appealing to young men. Made up by Destiny's Child.

My girl friend asked me if her butt was bootylictious enough for my taste.

by max April 19, 2004

anal

Mmm, it's sooo good. You really should try it.

Guy 1: Man I just did anal with my girlfreind
Guy 2: Sweet.

by Max June 17, 2006

pulse of the magits

best song ever by slip knot except for wait and bleed dat jawn was also bangin as shyt 2

im lsitening 2 pulse of the magits by slip knot

by max December 9, 2004

email

A horrible and inneficient way to communicate with people in the world.

My email inbox was filled with tons of spam and porn.

by Max April 11, 2004

Fetty, D.W.

Person who is mentally or chemically imbalanced; (2) A local idiot or nutcase; (3) Anyone who is held in extreme hatred; (4) Person who belives in total ditatorship but is incapable of running his or her own life; (5) Someone who is in need of psychological evaluation and/or therapy.

The fire chief is a real Fetty.

by Max December 1, 2004

light green

what you want your weed to look like

dude check out these nugs, this is some light green shit dog
want a gram of some light green?

by max March 13, 2005