Andrew's definitions

subnet

Below the internet is a subnet, a world accessible only by the government. They watch everything you do through it, and know all your secrets...

They're watching us

by Andrew February 23, 2003

Night Stalker

Someone who can fly a helicopter better than God himself.

Men of the 160th S.O.A.R

I want to be a Night Stalker in the military.

by Andrew June 7, 2004

jamslam

The best programmer in the world, and someone who always pwns scyth.

jamslam pwned scyth in programming the other day.

by Andrew March 24, 2004

shmeg

secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.

when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.

by andrew February 15, 2005

Cotterman

The greatest person in the world, everyone loves him and he rules everything.

I love Cotterman.

by Andrew July 14, 2003

MCAS

A standardized test imposed by Massachusetts.
Massachusetts
Comprehensive
Assessment
System
Or as referred to by most K-12 students;
My
Children
Are
Stupid

The MCAS tested my intelligence with questions like "What is the next number in the sequence; 1;2;3;4;?"

by Andrew August 14, 2003

spamdex

To add words that are frequently queried in Internet search engines to make your site come up in unrelated searches. The words are often hidden as text the same colour as the background.

Probably from Wired's Jargon Watch.

"I spamdexed the word 'sex' 200 times in the home page"

by Andrew July 2, 2004