Andrew's definitions

dulating

Smooth and flat road

This road is so fucking boring its dulating.

by Andrew May 3, 2004

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Pussyweight

An individual who cannot stomach or handle Bombay. Usually proceeds to act belligerently and embarrass them self.

Bombay? Hell ya, I'm classy. (Night ends about 30 minutes later). Just another pussyweight

by AndREW May 15, 2013

bass clarinet

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.

boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay

by andrew August 10, 2004

soak

Driving a bus very closely to the previous bus on the route. This causes the driver of the bus behind you on the route to pick up all the passengers you should have.

Having a double load of passengers in your bus makes it hot and everyone including you prespires. You get soaked.

"Dave's gonna be pissed at me. I soaked him all the way up to the loop."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

by Andrew January 26, 2004

Crong

Erect Penis

I have a huge crong.

by Andrew November 12, 2003