Andrew's definitions

drink bleach

Verb. To call another gay.

Gay person: This is fabulous!!!!
Me: Drink bleach

by Andrew March 7, 2005

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew September 7, 2008

nemt

The f'ing man. He is the greatest. He has an amazing website, and he's the coolest person on deadjournal.

I wish I were like nemt, man..that would be sweet!

by Andrew January 7, 2004

fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

by Andrew April 18, 2005

melomag

melody & magazine

m + a + m
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by Andrew December 9, 2003

screaming hyena

1. Noun. Sexual position
2. When one partner lays on the ground outside a tall structure, and the other partner jumps off the roof to provide extra thrust for the insertion.

Beth can do the screaming hyena four times before she becomes tired.

by Andrew December 2, 2004

Towanda

A pussy. The place where guys love to get in.

That girl had a tight towanda.

by Andrew February 15, 2005