Andrew's definitions

Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

dingleberries

As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:

'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'

See above.

by Andrew March 3, 2004

dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004

slushy

a variant of wordcool/word pertaining especially to objects, event or people that are unique and/or strange. Often used in conjunction with wordrowdy/word.

That movie was slushy.

This is the slushiest join in town.

He's all slush-rowdy.

by Andrew June 4, 2003

douchein

one who is douchely in nature

also can mean the philosophy of being a douche, derivative of heidegger's "Dasein"

can be used as a monnicker and/or insult

Matt: what up douchein
Andrew: notin much bruheim

by Andrew December 23, 2003

hummer

a popular term for oral sex used mainly in the '70s

"the reason my pants were down at the scene of the car accident was because she was giving me a hummer while I drove."

by andrew June 17, 2005

shnfite

a hairy booger

Something brandon has in his nose

by ANDREW April 4, 2003