Andrew's definitions

cybrow

Eyebrows which are joined together over the nose. Also known as 'unibrow'.

"Give that guy some tweezers. He has a total cybrow"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

functionally American

A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.

"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

dodgeball

the sole reason that middle school physical education was created

upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality

kids wish class would last longer so they could play dodgeball for a longer time frame

by andrew May 25, 2004

Take a seat, queer!

Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.

Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!

by Andrew August 10, 2003

betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and then mash it in with your dick rapidly

Hey, did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher??

by Andrew March 18, 2005

screaming hyena

1. Noun. Sexual position
2. When one partner lays on the ground outside a tall structure, and the other partner jumps off the roof to provide extra thrust for the insertion.

Beth can do the screaming hyena four times before she becomes tired.

by Andrew December 2, 2004

sororitore

a member of a sorority who frequents many different fraternities and has "worked" her way thru them

All of Jane's sisters believed she was the biggest sororitore in the house. Just last week she slept with half of the Pike house.

by Andrew March 31, 2005