3 definitions by Alex Conway

unthoughtlessness

A way of saying thoughtfull but at the same time making it sound like you're the kind of guy/girl who uses big words

Mary: John gave me flowers today on our anniversary.

Hank: I admire his unthoughtlessness.

by Alex Conway October 14, 2008

stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway October 9, 2008

magnifican't

Something that you say when someone cannot achieve something that would glorify them if they managed to do it.

Guy: I wish i could beat the hidden level 40,000 on Pacman. That would make me so good.

Girl: haha, Magnifican't

by Alex Conway October 14, 2008