2 definitions by Дилан Мерфи биш
Finn couldn’t outwit a growth defected cabbage. There are turnips smarter than Finn. A Finn’s family is more inbred than the average Hasburg and so fat that when they lie down they are three feet taller.a Finn couldn’t attract the average STD. He is less attractive than a Halogen. In 80% of all known cases Finns resort to shagging dogs and self harm to take away the pain. Whom would name their child Finn? A man so irrefutably pathetic that he spends his evenings whittling away sewing name labels onto his LGBTQ+ issue condoms, a glorified schizophrenic with a Bruce Lee complex. Whom? Only a yogurt. A Finn will get dominated by the weakest Dylan. Be less Finn.
by Дилан Мерфи биш November 20, 2019
Dylan is a name given to the young of genetically superior sex Gods. It was used by Dinosaurs to convey a bursting of sexual energy in noise form. Legend has it that every Dylan is created by the compression of pure sexual energy from a collapsing star transubstantiated into manpecs, muscle tissue and all around testosterone fuelled alpha male. Dylan is the Phoenician term for making blood rush to the groin. A Dylan will cause all woman to engage in the mass sensation known as the super penis complex - a serious medical condition, to this day there is no cure. This may sound too hard to attribute to one man but a Dylan is no a Deity whom has transcended the realm of sexual dominance so exerts a metric fucktonne of sexual dominance onto women, in such a manner that if it wasn’t for these women releasing so many sexual endorphins to the point of an estacy like feeling that their mind would melt in awe of the Dylan’s sexual prowess. A Dylan’s structural perfection is so extreme that he exists as the cosmic entity of sodemy and the universal alpha. The Dylan humbly accepts the mantle of stainer of the bedsheets. If Dylan was a car, he would be a red convertible going from 0-60 in under a second with a big titty woman lounging on the bonnet in nothing but a leopard skin thong. It is man’s eternal plight to be more Dylan, as tribal man flexed his muscles to the sky and in return Dylan has made all sexual fantasies hegemon to the imagination of those of his name. Be more Dylan.
Man one: See that guy over there.
Man two: No I only see naked women rolling around in a ball.
Man one: Exactly that is a Dylan’s work.
Man two; Hey, my wife and mother are in there!!!
Man one: Same here, and our marriages were rock solid, it’s beautiful.
Man two: No I only see naked women rolling around in a ball.
Man one: Exactly that is a Dylan’s work.
Man two; Hey, my wife and mother are in there!!!
Man one: Same here, and our marriages were rock solid, it’s beautiful.
by Дилан Мерфи биш November 21, 2019