ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

Januweary

metaphor for 'January' in the northern hemisphere -- referring to the post Xmas season come-down and the dismal weather \ alternative: ‘Januwary’; ‘Januscary’

It’s the same thing every Januweary: last week, bold and merry -- now bleak, cold and scary.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 9, 2012

Gramma-phone

(1) A phone call to ones grandparents.

(2) A telephone set with extra-large keys and extra-loud ringer & receiver.

(1)You should make a gramma-phone at lease every other month.

(2) My eyesight and hearing are getting so bad, pretty soon I’ll need one of those gramma-phones.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 4, 2009

Peewee-Hermanize

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.

The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 17, 2009

dental swag

the complementary stuff with which you leave your dentist’s office: toothbrush, dental floss, etc.

I think the hygienist likes me; she always loads me up with dental swag.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2011

FIIQ

Acronym for Fuck it! I quit!

My idiot boss was always taking the credit for my great ideas and blaming me for his bad decisions; so I finally had to say FIIQ.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 9, 2011

road worrier

A general term for someone who experiences Hodophobia (fear of road travel), or Amaxophobia (fear of riding in a car).

Our strange Uncle Tony now rides a bicycle, but only on clearly defined bike paths, as he's added 'road worrier' to his many eccentricities.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 22, 2012

snorrowful

to be both sad and boring

(1) His latest waste of film is the most snorrowful movie I've ever almost sat through.

(2) Whatever you do, don't mention breakups; the tears will start flowing and she'll become your snorrowful sister.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 3, 2009