ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

flatulus antiquitus

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

fish-fowler

a less confusing name for a ‘pesce-pollotarian’ - one who eats fish and poultry, but not the so-called 'red meat' of mammals

I grew up eating burgers and steaks, but now, as a long-time fish-fowler, the idea of eating mammals seems cannibalistic.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 25, 2012

coronary trombosis

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

pronunciation chickenshit

worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others

I’m always a pronunciation chickenshit when it comes to “Vincent van Gogh”.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011

underthink

Verb: to think or analyze inadequately
(third-person singular simple present 'underthinks'; present participle 'underthinking'; simple past and past participle 'underthought' – informal 'underthunk' ) \ antonym – 'overthink'

It's a trick question; don't underthink it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2010

snorrendous

Unbearably boring.

After ten minutes of his snorrendous lecture, we were all sound asleep.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 16, 2009

ConsTITution

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011