ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

smun

a smutty pun

He sees himself as quite the smoothy with the ladies, but he’s just a total bore with a bunch of corny smuns.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 29, 2011

trollable

when one has enough celebrity or internet presence for trolls to deem him/her worthy of harassment

"The only thing worse than being trolled is not being trollable." ~ Wild Oscar Fish

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 16, 2012

chisel of lawyers

term for a group of lawyers / collective noun, e.g.: gaggle of geese, flock of sheep, parliament of owls, gawk of tourists, etc.

Justice may be blind, but the Judge ain’t; meaning: you can’t be representing yourself when the other side has a whole chisel of lawyers.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 23, 2012

can dance

the act of balancing on one foot and using the other foot to flush a public toilet

I’m not a germaphobe, but in public washrooms I always do the can dance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2013

Police Navidad

when a Christmas party gets out of control, and the cops are called

It was all Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ‘til the fight broke-out and, next thing I knew, it was Police Navidad.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 27, 2011

Ebolution

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 23, 2014

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013