ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

juggersnot

A huge impending sneeze you know you can't prevent.

As soon as my dentist's hot assistant started on me, I felt a monster juggersnot coming on.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2009

boneography

when lovers take pictures of themselves making love

Her mother freaked when she found the stack of boneography.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2011

Vanshower

another name for Vancouver, BC, Canada – referring to the city’s excessive amount of rain

A pack of blessings light upon thy back,
Whilst needs be I sit tight within my shack.
From the torrential rain this day I shrink and cower.
‘Tis the price one must pay as a dink in Vanshower.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 28, 2013

googlical proportions

when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.

When the Dean’s wife was caught in the act with an undergraduate, they tried to keep it under wraps – but word got out, and the story soon reached googlical proportions.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2011

ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine

In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012

beanergy

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew

(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 7, 2013

orange-faced lie

contemporary alternative to 'bald-faced lie' or 'barefaced lie' / referring to Donald J. Trump's tangerine completion and his propensity for putting forth flat-out bullshit

Nothing said on that so-called news program is anything but an orange-faced lie.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 27, 2018