3 definitions by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu Is a hella long place name in New Zealand and it’s named after that one Polynesian guy who went to New Zealand called taumata.

Person 1:hey bro have you been to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu! I heard it’s a nice hill
Person 2: what the hell is wrong with you

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 3, 2022

Brake at flake

Four: it’s time for brake at flake!
Gelatin: *slap* ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE
Four: did I just get slapped by this wiry looking, 2 pixel wide, snaps like a twig, NOODLE ARM!
Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

:O cake at stake is starting
>:( ITS BRAKE AT FLAKE

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend September 15, 2022

dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 12, 2022