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A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 27, 2020
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Someone who hangs around in large groups of friends and usually has a bland personality.

Derives from a "batch" of cookies.

As in all the cookies are the same and always appear in a batch. No one ever bakes just one cookie.

So a "Batch" is basically someone with a cookie-cutter personality they pulled off a shelf who hangs around with large groups of equally bland people.
April is such a basic batch. Such a fucking batch of a human being.

You know April: bland, annoying, and always hanging around in large groups of equally bland, irritating women to make up for her inherent uselessness. 100% a batch.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 27, 2020
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A fockhead (or a "fock" for short) is someone who is both unbelievably useless and a waste of time and space.

That's it.

It derives in scientific circles, at least, from "Fock Space" which in physics is an algebraic construction for Quantum States. For those nerds who have studied physics the Fock Space construction is an incredibly complicated development of Hilbert space and of only tangential utility. (Please Wikipedia "Fock Space" for more information on the Fock Space in physics).

In a word it is someone who exhibits a humorously-to-irritatingly useless way of thinking.

So when people (mostly physics students) call someone a "fockhead" they are suggesting they are absolutely useless and a waste of time.

Disclaimer: It does not originate from the similar sounding swearword, "f-u-c-k", though it can sound similar to the non-scientifically literate so unsurprisingly it's most commonly used privately in scientific circles.
George is such an unbelievable fockhead. I asked him to help me with this school project and he turned it into a goddamn rube-goldberg machine. I can't work with this psycho fockhead!
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 27, 2020
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