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Juantavion is King! They are sweet, devious and loves to play jokes on their friends and family. Even though sometimes they may push it too far it's still all in good fun. They love life, having fun and drinking. As much as they love the ladies....and the ladies love them. From the flow of their sexy name to their adorable smile with pearly whites, the line of ladies chasing after Juantavion is endless.

These Casanovas can be depressed, feeling alone with their thoughts but they try their best to never let it show. They are the life of the party do their best to keep everyone around them happy.

They can be major A-holes too. They can switch between being passive aggressive to just out right aggressive when provoked. So don't push them out of their happy zone.

They love to listen to thug music but they are true softies who love to cuddle and love of anyone they can.

If you know a Juantavion you are lucky! Keep them!
Juantavion loves to sing "I'm from da hood tho" while passing out flowers to all of his friends.

Why is Juantavion always late?
by @sscrack August 21, 2019
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Snacks that your parents buy only for consumption during a hurricane.

Snacks that help combat boredom during a hurricane.
Don't eat those hurricane snacks. They are for the hurricane.
by @sscrack August 30, 2019
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