11 definitions by @price5233

microghosting

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

by @price5233 January 22, 2020

good influence friend

The friend who keeps you out of trouble when you hang out together.

Mike: Tonight I finna rob the bank on the corner. You in?
Chris: Nah man. Don't do that. Tomorrow let's go and apply for jobs.
Mike: You right Chris, you my good influence friend.

by @price5233 May 17, 2020

J/P

Just playin'

You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P

by @price5233 September 28, 2020

coronavirus baby

The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.

In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.

by @price5233 March 15, 2020

social introvert

An introverted person who likes to hang out with people virtually and online rather than in person.

Nancy likes to spend a lot of time on social media, and not really hang out with people in real life very often. I'd consider a social introvert.

by @price5233 May 7, 2020

purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

adult kool-aid

Kool-aid that has been spiked with alcohol.

Child: Mommy, can I have a sip of your drink?
Mommy: No honey, this is mommy's adult kool-aid. I will get you some milk.

by @price5233 June 6, 2020