After drinking 1/2 gallon of Canadian Mist, doing any of the following:
1. Warming up frozen ice cream directly on a burner
2. Applicating butter to any known edible surface.
3. Walking in your sleep to any food source or other caloric beverages.
Me: Checkout Rivers over there, he's got another case of the 'Midnight Madness'.
Friend: Whoa Nelly, break at the HoHos and Ding Dongs - because the quivering man-boobs beast is about to strike!
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