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A Pimp, usually associated with selling drugs and paying for his "bitches" to go out and shoot pool.
Skips on senior skip days as a junior.
Tanners are fat, they eat their problems, literally.

"Bitch you messed with me, *nom nom nom*"

Tanner's also have 14 inch penises? peni? Penee? Penis'?
"Dude, we could use a Tanner wheelock right now."
by (All of) July 3, 2008
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One who enjoys countless masturbation, hentai, and anal sex videos. Dates the same girl at least 10 times even though it is a countless love-hate experience.

Has little skill with women.

However, all in all, gage freel's kick ass.
Gage freel'ing it again?
by (All of) July 11, 2008
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