19 definitions by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

gaytits

Gay porn where men rub their dicks against each other's nipples

Jan was so horny, he gave Ben gaytits

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2017

Dicktits

When you slap your girlfriend's nipple with your dick and it turns into a penis, then slap the other and turn it into a dick

Person 1: I dick slapped Jenna's titties and they magically turned to dicktits

Person 2: Lol, Let me take a picture and upload it to Google

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 26, 2017

Cockthritis

When your dick hurts so bad everyutime you get a boner

It sucks to have Cockthritis when you watch porn or see any hot girl/ass pic.

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) June 7, 2018

Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

Little timmy

A nickname for the pussy who works in your construction team

Hey Little Timmy, Get back to work!

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 31, 2020

juvanile detention

A place where bad kids go. If you continue to misbwhave in AEP, that's where you would go. Juvanile detention is a jail for kids, where you can be locked up. Juvanile detention is the worst place you can go. If you continued misbehaving, the freakin' aggressive cops would send you to a place where kids are torchured.

Guy: Where's by best friend?
Guy 2: Oh, i feel bad about him, he's in juvanile detention cuz he misbehaved in AEP. Still getting his class to laugh, so the fucking cops took him.
Guy: FUCK THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah, don't trust those faggots

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 29, 2016

Cummibalism

When horny people eat eachother's ejactulatory organs

The common type of cummibalism today is eating pussy ( ⚈╭͜ʖ╮⚈ )

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 19, 2017