Today

You seriously don't know what today means?
Or youre wasting ur time bru. It's now. Tha day now. Today..
"Bruh, is it tomorrow yet?"

" Nah mate, it's today "
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Fashionably Late

When you arrive later not because you are late , you show up with style.
You maybe were "doing your makeup" or "dumping an ex" but you are perfectly amazing :3
Person 1: "Goddamnit, she just came here?"

Person 2: "wow she is so pretty,"

Person 3: "she is so fashionably late "
Fashionably late
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Neolithic Revolution

I learned about this today.

The Neolithic revolution is a transition from having to rely on hunting and gathering as your only source of food, to settling down.
You farmed and

domesticated animals / plants.
The Neolithic revolution was a new era
"The Neolithic Revolution is so useful"

" Yeah, if it wasn't for that we wouldn't have pets"

"My doggy!"
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