1 definition by #ThisIsMyLifeNow
The most amazin human being 2 walk the face of the planet. If he punched u in the face u would have the urge 2 thank him. opinionated in the cutest way. awesome man pecs. tends 2 be funny and has witty comebacks. warrior of godlike proportions. body of god muscles of hulk looks of Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid sex appeal of glen quagmire lovableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset and reflexes of a jaguar. spends most of his time pimpin hoesrollin in his lambowinning. Researchers at harvard ran som tests on him 2 find out who his parents are and discovered He created himself cuz hes equal 2 God. has many forms but most common form is a teenage dark haired student 2 avoid bein found by Satan. just cuz he looks nonthreatnin doesnt mean he wont open his trade-mark can-o-whoop-ass on u. He currently resides in a discrete location in the U.S. dont bother lookin for him, cuz he knows where u are. December 20th 2013 is the day he plans 2 retire from being BAMF. within the next 24 hours humanity will fall endin the Earth. Kyleing a verb is 2 have sex with a hot girl. standard name that is growin popular over time. Its true that he can expect above average penis usually reaching 10-12 inches. He can beat up Josh a guy who kills people with school buses full of children and puppies. Kyle adjective is bein awesome and 2 have a big dick. He likes bein is a sneaky redneck who enjoys it and is armed 2 the teeth with knives. This definition of Kyle does no justice.
sorry about the bad grammer and punctuation guys, I was ran out of characters.
Person 1: "Who's that kid over there?"
Person 2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
Person 1: "Well hot damn."
Person 2: "Amen."
Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?
other friend:yeah why?
Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.
other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!
dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Kyle guy has a thundercock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know another guy named Kyle who also has one that is quite large"
Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!
Hot Babe 2: No I love him!
Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.
Hot Babes 1-2: ....
Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!
my friend kyle is awesome
Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.
Person 1: "Who's that kid over there?"
Person 2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
Person 1: "Well hot damn."
Person 2: "Amen."
Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?
other friend:yeah why?
Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.
other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!
dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Kyle guy has a thundercock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know another guy named Kyle who also has one that is quite large"
Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!
Hot Babe 2: No I love him!
Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.
Hot Babes 1-2: ....
Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!
my friend kyle is awesome
Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.
by #ThisIsMyLifeNow May 3, 2013