The most amazin human
being 2 walk the face
of the planet. If he punched u in the face
u would have
the urge 2 thank him. opinionated in the cutest way. awesome man pecs. tends 2 be funny and has witty comebacks. warrior of godlike proportions. body
muscles of hulk
looks of Bradd pitt-jhonny depp
hybrid sex appeal of glen quagmire
lovableness of a puppy and kitten hugging
in the sunset and reflexes of a jaguar. spends
most of his time pimpin hoesrollin in his lambowinning
. Researchers at harvard ran som tests on him 2 find out who his parents are and discovered He created himself cuz hes equal
2 God. has many forms
but most common
form is a teenage
dark haired student 2 avoid bein found
by Satan. just cuz he looks nonthreatnin doesnt mean he wont open his trade-mark can-o-whoop-ass on u. He currently resides in a discrete location
in the U.S. dont bother lookin for him, cuz he knows where u are. December 20th 2013 is the day he plans 2 retire
from being BAMF
. within the next 24 hours humanity will fall
endin the Earth. Kyleing a verb is 2 have sex with
a hot girl. standard name that
popular over time. Its true that
he can expect above average penis usually reaching 10-12 inches. He can beat up Josh
a guy who kills people with
school buses full
of children and puppies. Kyle adjective is bein
awesome and 2 have a big dick. He likes bein
is a sneaky redneck
who enjoys it and is armed 2 the teeth with
knives. This definition of Kyle does no justice.
sorry about the bad grammer and punctuation guys, I was ran out of characters.
1: "Who's that kid over there?"
2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
1: "Well hot damn."
Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?
Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.
other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING
'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!
dude you totally kyled
the shit out of her!
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that
Kyle guy has a thundercock
Person 2: "Yeah, I know
another guy named Kyle
who also has one that is quite large"
1: I love that Kyle
2: No I love him!
3: No Actually
I am his girlfriend.
YOU I LOVE HIM!!!
my friend kyle
Kyle is such a sneaky redneck