3 definitions by #Teameverhard

When your ladyfriend wipes from back to front and it smears
Jen Jen wipes from back to front for her man Tommy tutone *Tuna Chocolate
by #Teameverhard December 8, 2021
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When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket
He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary
by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021
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The act of jacking off on her bush and letting it dry then picking out the flakes later
Gave that bitch a crusty lasagna lastnight
by #Teameverhard August 27, 2021
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