9 definitions by #SoNotAJames
What exactly is a Savnik you ask? Think sloth from the Goonies but smellier. He struck out with one trainwreck of a girl in high school and has continued to eat himself into an early grave, wallow over his micro peepee and increasingly smell like Velveeta cheese.
Oh no ONE girl doesn't like me because I look like that yeti thing from the Empire Strikes Back. I'm gonna purposely contract adult early onset diabetes and blame everyone else for me being a fat fuck. Thanks Obama.
I must be a Savnik
I must be a Savnik
by #SoNotAJames March 18, 2022
When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.
by #SoNotAJames January 2, 2021