1 definition by #^Satan^#

Cunt Burglar

One who Cock blocks or Cunt Burgles someone else out of an opportunity to get laid

Dude 1:whatcha say we go back to my place

Chick 1:Sure... (Enter Dude 2)

Dude 2: (puts arm around girl) Wats up dude

(later that day)

Dude 1:WTF dude you were a total Cunt Burglar earlier today.

by #^Satan^# May 6, 2010