1 definition by intellect44
IU is a public school where all mediocre students in Indiana want to attend. Primarily known for its partying, IU is not a superior academia institution and isn't hard to get accepted to, or graduate from. IU is vastly inferior to the other universities in the state such as Butler, Purdue, and Notre Dame. Located in the depths of the Indiana corn fields, just past the run-down steel mill and next to the crime-ridden neighborhood of Pigeon-Hill, IU is a diamond in the rough for these uncultured mid-westerners."Btown" as the obviously witty students have deemed it, has more than enough to offer the simple lives of these students. Pizza parlors, K-Mart's and Target's (primary source for fashion), McDonalds, and of course Bars, line the single street of entertainment in Btown. This street called Kirkwood Ave is the Skid Row of IU. The bars in Bloomington are known for their very cheap, already cheap domestic beers, and the social scene that spawns loads of deep conversations about The Kardashians and last nights unprotected hook-up. Most students who move a quick 2 hours away from home, attend IU, and after graduation (if completed) move back to their hometown and move in with their parents again. IU grads prefer to stay in Indiana because their delusions of grandeur only stand true amongst other Indiana residents. So if you love to walk bare-foot, drink, rent a pontoon and swim in a lake all without spending too much time in the classroom, IU may be for you!
girl: i went to Indiana university
guy: that explains why you still live with your parents in indiana.
guy: that explains why you still live with your parents in indiana.
by intellect44 May 16, 2015