#wtf

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WTF is an internet abbreviation of ‘what the fuck’. It’s commonly used on social media, texting and generally, the internet.
Hacker A: Hey. Check your files.
Hacker B: What? Why?

Hacker A: I got into them.
Hacker B: How?!
Hacker A: Seriously? All I’m gonna say is, I’m glad I learnt SQL and Python.
Hacker B: WTF did you do?!

Lem: Hey, Tyler.
Tyler: What?
Lem: Ri cheated on you.
Tyler: WTF?!
by Tr.uth.ful.ly October 31, 2018

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A family consisting of fucktards. This family has a tendency to perform late night orgys, be carefull though when joining these "orgys" as they involve a lot of fisting. The fisting has been a family tradition and is performed sometimes by the family dog, whose anal cavity can hold a basketball and much more. All of the family has dementia and in order to know if one of them is have an attack of autism you have to listen out for the french screeching which can be heard during the fisting orgys.
The Hommets got the cops called on them for being to loud during their fisting orgy.
by TheMexicanGardener August 01, 2018

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Wheres
The
Food

Or

Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
OMG, I'm so hungry WTF?!?
Why can't it be WTF
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by J0NER June 09, 2018

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An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
by YAWA March 14, 2018

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Someone who is rly high as FUCK! and is like actually not ok all the time. like she can be sniffing cocaine and then crying about air.
She's such a weirdo, she must be a Myra

lmao wtf she's such a myra
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by epicbossomglol123456 November 28, 2018

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"Where's the food"
Aiden: Hey WTF?
Skylar: You have some in the fridge...
by NinciG11 December 08, 2017

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girl who goes to Walmart and buys the biggest zucchini so she can shove it in her ass when she's bored. Eats a lot of Cheetos and smokes marijuana with elemantey school kids. Forgot about Halloween Last year so she handed out condoms. Thinks she's cool.
Wow u look like Billie this morning, you should really take some Vicodin!
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by Babykestones February 08, 2017

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