When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.
After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.
by MR BOYER March 12, 2017
Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)
I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.
by Uberminute January 11, 2017
When you use an Uber but don’t tip the driver
I’m gonna juber (pronounced ‘Jew-brrr’) home.
by Gallagher2018 October 25, 2018
When you're so drunk that you need an uber.
Becky got way too inuberated at that party.
by beccax619 August 05, 2018
A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.
“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)
by saltlickcity October 24, 2017