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The feeling when someone is astonished apon learning that the time is much earlier or later then they had thought.
Me: What time is it?
Them: 10pm
Me: wow what a clockelganger, I thought it was more like 6pm
by Cutyamulletitsshit November 26, 2016

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The theory of two time zones colliding together. When time is read, you describe the "in between" of the two times
We live off the Thagriyium Theory to tell time
by Ratiodo February 08, 2018

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A large amount of time
Ayy bruv I ain't seen you in donkeys, what's goin on
by Prick7 August 08, 2017

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When you're trying to say 12:30 PM without explaining that you're talking about the afternoon, not the morning.
A: When is it due?
B: Twelve Thirty.

A: AM or PM?
B: PM, duh.
A: Well, why didn't you just say 'noon thirty?'
by jerryjonesmothafucka November 24, 2016

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