#thomas

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Someone with a bad receding hairline who looks like a turtle
Shut up Thomas
by Your Mom 1658 March 08, 2017

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a weird but cute male boy who is antisocial when it comes to certain things, goes and hangs out woth his friends by day and by night he’s stuck playing video games, very nice and polite.
Person #1: look at that kid over there, he’s such a Thomas

Person #2: ya sure diggity darn right!
by TheGo@t101 May 07, 2018

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An old man with a small willy.
wow he really does have a thomas
by Big daddy dman February 02, 2018

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A small primitive creature, inferior to humans in every way. This elusive being takes the appearance of a baboon and resides under the canopies deep in the brazilian tropical rainforest. It is known for dripping in its own sweat due to its abnormally large pores, and sweat/sebaceous glands.
Here we see a wild Thomasinho drinking the sweat from his own hands and feet
by Jesus Christ Amen July 13, 2016

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A small primitive creature, inferior to humans in every way. This elusive being takes the appearance of a baboon and resides under the canopies deep in the brazilian tropical rainforest. It is known for dripping in its own sweat due to its abnormally large pores, and sweat/sebaceous glands.
Here we see a wild Thomasinho drinking the sweat from his own hands and feet
by Jesus Christ Amen July 13, 2016

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A small primitive creature, inferior to humans in every way. This elusive being takes the appearance of a baboon and resides under the canopies deep in the brazilian tropical rainforest. It is known for dripping in its own sweat due to its abnormally large pores, and sweat/sebaceous glands.
Here we see a wild Thomasinho drinking the sweat from his own hands and feet
by Jesus Christ Amen July 13, 2016

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Buy a Thomasinho mug!
A small primitive creature, inferior to humans in every way. This elusive being takes the appearance of a baboon and resides under the canopies deep in the brazilian tropical rainforest.
Here we see a wild Thomasinho drinking the sweat from his own hands and feet
by Jesus Christ Amen July 12, 2016

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