#soccer

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insignificant, not worthy of an opinion, foolish
Yer da thinks that Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Lionel Messi.
by AzontoMan January 31, 2017

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In soccer, used to refer to a team that has an imbalance in the squad due to too many attacking players, leading to negligence in the defensive side of the game.
Andy Townsend: With these new signings, Arsenal are looking a bit top heavy at the moment.
by elcumbanchero January 16, 2018

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Meaning scoring a goal in soccer with a magnificent strike also in the song "La Boomba". When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's la boomba that's the boomba. Word invented by the famous Sports coach at AP Giannini who retired in June 2018 named Claus Waiblinger
Bob won the game for us with a la Boomba and then celebrated.
by ApgDF1 June 17, 2018

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the best soccer player who hits people in the head with the ball and is just too perfect
"man you are such an Heriberto Garcia ."
by Mexican idol May 14, 2018

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A game similar to soccer and rugby. A fast paced, hard-hitting game that will challenge everything you've known about soccer. The game is played with a rubber playground ball, a field, and a pair of goals, regulation size. The field length can be whatever length is available.

Rules:

1 - The ball carrier can only carry the ball for a maximum of 5 seconds

2 - The ball carrier can maintain possession of the ball by holding the ball as long as he wants as long if he has one foot pivoting

3 - A player can score with any part of his/her body (head, leg, foot, chest) except the arms or hands

4 - A player cannot score on a ball that is intentionally thrown into the goal

5 - A player cannot score off a punted ball in the goal off his/her foot (drop kick) but instead, the ball must be kicked off the ground

6 - All hits on a player are legal except the following: deliberate shots to the head (head hunt), shots to the groin or face, shots to the neck

7- When a ball is scored, the defensive team (team that just was scored on) must touch the ball before the offense can touch it again.

8 - When a ball is shot and lands over the goal, the ball is live and is anyone’s ball.

9 - A game does not start until one player from each team steps on to the field under their own power (can't be pushed/forced on by the other team

10 - If one of the teams scheduled to play does not step on the field for the entire recess, it will result in a forfeiture of the game and a loss for the team.
Boy 1: Hey, what should we play at your house today?
Boy 2: How about we play succer! That game is awesome! I'll call up (name), (name), (name), and (name).
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by Thedanishkringle1274 October 24, 2017

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Gervinho is the destruction or degeneration of butt cells. Gervinho occurs due to a wide range of internal and external factors. A common category with the greatest number of injuries is traumatic butt injury (TBI) following physical trauma or ass injury from an outside source, and the term acquired butt injury (ABI) is used in appropriate circles to differentiate butt injuries occurring after birth from injury due to a disorder or congenital malady.
Doctor: I' sorry but your son has a bad case of Gervinho.
Mom: I hope he's alright.
by Thats_kinda_hot February 27, 2017

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Meaning scoring a goal in soccer with a magnificent strike also in the song "La Boomba". When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's la boomba that's the boomba. Word invented by the famous Sports coach at AP Giannini who retired in June 2018 named Claus Waiblinger
Bob won the game for us with a la Boomba and then celebrated.
by ApgDF1 June 17, 2018

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