#shart

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When you fart and shit a little bit.
Those prunes gave me a greasy Maxine.
by Ben Dribblin May 04, 2017

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An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.
Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead
by Dick One January 20, 2018

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Gelatinous substance that escapes from your butt when you gamble on a fart and lose. Often times after enema or a bout of diarrhea. Sometimes without warning.
I sharted butt gel after eating chillequilles in white shorts. I had to throw my underwear away!
by CareBear82 March 26, 2017

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A common word for a not so cussing word for the word shit.
WHAT THE SHART?

Thats Sharting stupid.

AW SHART!

This car is a complete piece of shart!
by supdude1939758 May 31, 2017

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That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.
Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
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by Ben Dribblin November 03, 2017

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When Person A makes Person B stand on one leg and puts two arms up in the air in an L shaped form. Then the Person A pretends to drop something while he makes Person B pick it up. Then Person A rips a vigorous shart in Person B's face while dropping to the floor.
For our warmups yesterday I made Jamie do a dead flamingo. He didn't play the rest of the season after that one.
by CheiFChokinAH0 September 21, 2017

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The event of surprise shitting one's self during flatulence. A butt-accident. Synonymn: Shart, Asscident (vulgar).
I think I'm going to have to leave the party, I had a buttcident while I was dancing with that sorority chick.
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by Soupyjay March 23, 2017

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