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Somebody fat and retarded
Ex. Jesus uresti is a fucking whaletard
by shlongdongsilvers February 27, 2018

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An individual born between 1982-2004, classed as a millennial - but is a bit inept and therefore can be considered a "retard" - this word is the two combined into one.
Oi look at that idiot, can't even tie a shoelace, what a millennitard.
by Coffee024 May 02, 2018

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a nasty witch that can't teach for shit and deserves to suck on satan toes
Mrs. Hetlinger can't teach, you should knock her up Jim. might improve her teaching
by Underaged onion August 28, 2018

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A broomstick who tries to revive dead memes
Joel jackson
by dghfbdbdth July 25, 2018

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you’re such a freaking cron
by hayswizzle May 19, 2018

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A fucking retard who looked up the definition of you on Urban Dictionary
You fucking retard! Shame on you!
by Dolan the Duck April 28, 2017

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A mentally retarded brother.
Oh my god girl, that guy is such a tristan.
by itsjimmymine June 15, 2018

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