#relationships

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Opposite of "Alpha Male". aka Mr Nice Guy. The guy who's giving up his dreams, time, energy, wealth and sanity to date or be in relationship with a single mother in which he'll always be dead last, catch table scraps, have no voice, be a silent witness to lack of discipline and be a punching bag for a child he had no involvement in creating, and he has to endure this for all the reasons he'll never understand. He's expected to be there unconditionally, pouring out endless love throughout intense drama from various sources, never being allowed to show real emotion or share real thoughts on situations in fear it'll cause trauma or damage to the one he loves because no amount of compassion in the world would ever be noticed when an "outsider" is sharing an objective opinion that could actually help the team he's not allowed to be on because it's an impenetrable force that has been violated and hardened long before he got on scene because the other beta chumps she dated that could never be as badass or have the manipulative connection that the alpha male who created this impenetrable team and set up this "us against the world" mentality that will continue to defy the ability for a woman to have a true connection with a man because she's so busy overcompensating for the fact the kid doesn't have a relationship with their real father, and so the Beta Chump with all the love, light, compassion and willingness he has to offer will never be recognized for the man he is.
Paul is her new Beta Chump...
by Betachump September 20, 2016

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A 'fragument' is an abbreviated version of a friendly argument. This is when two people have a slightly less heated argument than the generalized argument. It can be used when arguing about something which is not majorly important to life and fraguments can be stopped at any time at any moment.
Girl: "No, you look better than me!" Boy: "No babe, you look way hotter than me! Don't you dare say that!" Girl: "I don't want to start a fragument with you babe"
by Samantha Green August 06, 2017

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When a girl tries to make a guy continue liking her while she’s in a relationship so that if she breaks up with her significant other she can go straight to dating her Back-Burner Bitch. Usually the Back-Burner Bitch never ends up dating them, and is used only for attention.
The girl got mad when Daine stopped liking her after Daine realized she was immature and only using him as a Back-Burner Bitch.
by Everything sucks January 17, 2018

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Someone who knows all about relationships and who gives advice to people in them. This person will always try their best to help you work things out and you can always count on them to be there when you need them.
That ben dude is such a relationer
by Tashaaalasherrdingdong June 22, 2017

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Someone who is supposed to love you but just does not. They will hurt you with every chance they get by doing stupid things and knowing your mortal feelings are just too influencial for you so you will love him no matter how stupid he is.
"Hey how's the boyfriend?"
"He keeps doing these stupid things but I can't leave him I love him too much"
by GR4CS3 May 28, 2018

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The opposite of Ex, as applied to ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend. Derived from the Latin - Ex is From, Ad is Toward. Do your ad-girlfriend is the lass you've starting dating, but aren't ready to call your girlfriend.
I'm off out with the ad tonight - 3rd date, you know what that means!
by LeoTheLaugher March 08, 2018

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