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This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.
The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!
by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

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One who feigns a knowledge of the military.
Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!
by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

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This describes one who poses as a tough guy but with highly realistic air pistols.
Big Tony liked to show his collection of Airsoft gunslinger pistols to gullible dates.
by I, Wreckerrr January 08, 2017

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Someone who tries to be someone they're not.

I.e. A poser
'Did you see that crobag with her fake MK bag'

'Omg she totally got that in the Turkish market'
by Clach February 23, 2017

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A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
by Nelsin August 14, 2018

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