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Likes to play Rust and owns a huawei phone.
Muhie Alhaimus asked me to buy Rust. I said no.
by Yousmellrancid21 April 02, 2019

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a wanker wich sits on cock 24 seven in the bed.he has sex with a hot thicc juicy woman. +
oskar loves woimen
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by 123 you cant see me March 10, 2019

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When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.
'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'

'My anus was very saw after that sheet wipe'

'I change my sheets after every sheet wipe'
by Banana Split March 02, 2017

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When you go to poo and nothing comes out so you cry and then vomit then eat the vomit
“Oh no I’ve done a shalinta”
by Pooperson894124 November 19, 2018

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A person who is homosexuel and has no control of bowel movements.
Farhan why did you poo yourself
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by Robstone March 03, 2019

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When a bird ejaculates into Leah it is called ejacubird
I just seen a bird ejacubird over my friend Leah
by Bruhitzyourboy February 05, 2018

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Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.
When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works
by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

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