#pokemon

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A Normal type Pokemon with a shit ton of HP (~700 Max HP at level 100) and shit awful stats everywhere else. It can learn Softboiled to heal itself. The only time it will be a threat in battle is if it is at a high level with Seismic Toss, a move that needs to be bred onto it
Trainer 1: My Chansey evolved into a Blissey
Trainer 2: You should've kept it as a Chansey and give it an Evolite. It would be able to take more hits when unevolved and doubled Defense
by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017

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Azumarill is the evolved form of Marill and is a Water/Fairy type Aqua Rabbit Pokemon. It can have the ability Huge Power, which doubles its Attack and can inherit the moves Aqua Jet for a STAB priority move and Belly Drum for even more Attack power. If you want a Water type Physical Sweeper, Azumarill is the way to go.
Azumarill is weak to Poison, Grass, and Electric Type moves and is Resistant to Fire, Fighting, Bug, Water, Ice, and Dark type moves. It is immune to Dragon type Moves.
Trainer 1: Azumarill is a piece of shit Pokemon
Trainer 2: What are you talking about? It can learn Belly drum and has Huge power for physical force. It can sweep out Ubers in battles as well. Have you even tried using it?
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by Pokedex #184 August 19, 2017

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The last evolution of Togepi added in Generation 4. It will make you want to throw your DS out of the window with Air Slash, Serene Grace, and a King's Rock. You'll be lucky if your Pokemon doesn't flinch from its attacks. If you see one, make sure to use your fastest Pokemon or you won't be able to do shit.
Trainer 1: I gave my Togetic a Shiny Stone and it evolved into Togekiss.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.
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by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017

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When you have a spoiled Pokemon that you use all the time and ignore the rest of your team.
"Eff all my other guys, my Richarizard is the most awesomest and powerful one."
by Dr Internet August 18, 2016

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An emo, suicidal boy who closely resembles the bidoof Pokemon.
"Oh my gosh! It's an Oliver! I'm going to try to catch it!"
by YoYoLoveGod July 26, 2016

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A bear Pokemon that walks around and acts high/drunk all the time but is really just 'dizzy', according to Nintendo.

He occasionally makes appearances in the Pokemon meme community, generally dancing to club music or holding a blunt/drink.

In the video games stats and movepool are both unimpressive, but he is rather unpredictable because he can't do any strategy very well.

This is further aided by him having equal attacking stats and many mediocre status moves.
A wild Spinda appeared!
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by WoahWoahDingdong June 12, 2018

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The best franchise and game in the world. Pokemon is lit and better than everything else!
Gary sucks dick at Pokemon
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by boroned May 29, 2018

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