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by Philoo3 September 02, 2018

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Usually a really terrible name for a guy. The guy likes to blow other men, and tell them they are muscular. This guy also showers with other men. This guy pushes his buttcheeks against other men's buttcheeks in order to become aroused. This guy also likes to wear goofy ass pajama pants and round glasses, often thinking they look good, when in reality, they look like a retarded piece of shit. This specimen, named Phil, likes to listen to early 80's femme lesbian rap mixed with white noise.

Usually their preferred targets are hispanics with dad bods who may or may not be special.
Hey, that's Phil over there! He's a dooche!
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by phillover6969 September 07, 2017

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