#mother

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Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.
“His head went like a crash test dummy when I told him I shagged his mother”
by Mazdog May 01, 2019

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The mother hen of a friend group.
Guy1: Man what's that girl like?
Guy2: She's a Matri
by LRW4dawin August 08, 2018

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Known for being gay and sucking off kenny
Oi kenny no one likes you
Kenny: well ur ma’s gay
by Big boy Jenkins March 14, 2019

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