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When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion
N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion
by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018

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Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.
I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.
by Propa-Gandhi July 04, 2017

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Usually named if he/she is a mistake
Ugh, I guess I’ll name this one alaydruh
by some amerikkkan boi September 24, 2017

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The worst mistake you'll ever make
happy mother: oh my god Brittany, i just had a baby
random bystander: Jesus, you've made a huge mistake
by SpiffyNoodles34 November 21, 2017

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Your Life.
via giphy
by XXXXXXX_billy_XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX January 18, 2017

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